The Eggceptional Easter Egg Find of Crpostran is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ankit Mohan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.35 billion Crpostranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crpostown. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crpostranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,252 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Crpostran" at foreigners, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and everything stops come summertime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crpostran's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IDK.

Crpostran is ranked 90,581^st in the world and 51^st in Karma for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,344 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.