The Hindu-Korean Federation of Namsan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Eun Jiyeon with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.65 billion Namsanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daesong. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Namsanian economy, worth 704 trillion Namsan Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,766 Namsan Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namsan's national animal is the Pallas’s Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Korean Hinduism.

Namsan is ranked 303,287^th in the world and 202^nd in Karma for Most Cultured, scoring 42 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.