The Isomorphic Snowdrifts of Cyber-Penguins is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Penguin with frickin' lazor beam population. The hard-working population of 14.717 billion Cyber-Penguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The Cyber economy, worth 551 trillion Databytes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,452 Databytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyber-Penguins's national animal is the Penguin with frickin' lazor beam.

Cyber-Penguins is ranked 156,033^rd in the world and 61^st in Penguia for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.