The United Imperial Realm of Danbour is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Mathilde V with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.124 billion Danbourians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thyslgorod. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danbourian economy, worth 545 trillion Atmoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,184 Atmoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Queen Mathilde V's political rallies, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danbour's national animal is the Great Black Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Calcydonism.

Danbour is ranked 18,950^th in the world and 39^th in Aesica for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.