Population | 15.73 billion |
Capital | Orthanc |
Leader | Governor Rhadagast of Daughteria |
Faith | Gabrielism |
Currency | roble |
Animal | dodo |
The Impulsive Republic of Daughteria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Rhadagast of Daughteria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.73 billion Daughterians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orthanc. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gabrielite economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion robles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,563 robles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Every day at 4am Daughterians wake to pray for the sun to rise, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Governor Rhadagast of Daughteria's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Daughteria's national animal is the dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gabrielism.
Daughteria is ranked 291,434th in the world and 6,896th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 2.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Governor Rhadagast of Daughteria's praises.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, every day at 4am Daughterians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, no-one bats an eye when 'really good platonic friends' of the same sex hold hands in Daughteria.
- : Daughteria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Crime Rates, Most Primitive, and Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Daughteria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Daughteria, playground injuries are considered academic progress.