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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,320thLowest Crime Rates: 2,340th
The Socialist Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Solidarity Forever!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Daulmark

Population2.145 billion

CapitalLevastok
LeaderGeneral Secretary Novikov

CurrencyNočk
AnimalCrimson Falcon

The Socialist Peoples Republic of Daulmark is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Novikov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.145 billion Daulmarkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levastok. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Daulmarkian economy, worth 312 trillion Nočks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 145,488 Nočks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nudity is frowned upon, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daulmark's national animal is the Crimson Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Daulmark is ranked 5,091st in the world and 33rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Governments, scoring 40.79 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,320thLowest Crime Rates: 2,340thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,650thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,495thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,552ndBest Weather: 3,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,945thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,009thLargest Governments: 5,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,154thMost Developed: 5,180thMost Influential: 5,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,551stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,755thMost Authoritarian: 5,814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,910thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,339thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,154thMost Income Equality: 8,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,501stTop
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Most Secular: 12,228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,596thSmartest Citizens: 12,788thHighest Average Incomes: 15,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,276thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,109thMost Extreme: 22,643rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Daulmark, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Daulmark was endorsed by The Grand Kingdom of Holy Land Of Germania.
  • : Daulmark was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Double D Republic.
  • : Daulmark lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.

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