The Get Nae Naed of Dean Ean Teg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prince Naebert with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.001 billion Dean Ean Tegians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naeton. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dean Ean Tegian economy, worth 449 trillion Naes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 34,590 Naes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prince Naebert's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, Dean Ean Teg has designated Naeton as its capital city, Prince Naebert has just been declared ruler of Dean Ean Teg in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dean Ean Teg's national animal is the Nae and its national religion is Naeism.

Dean Ean Teg is ranked 140,381^st in the world and 1,034^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 714.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.