The Republic of Delostopia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 221 million Delostopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The Delostopian economy, worth 15.0 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,793 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime is relatively low. Delostopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delostopia is ranked 171,187^th in the world and 134^th in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 467.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.