The Kingdom of Isatolopia is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 216 million Isatolopians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong Isatolopian economy, worth 12.4 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 57,336 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,725 per year while the poor average 15,213, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, sushi is sold on the black market, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isatolopia's national animal is the tiger of rights, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isatolopia is ranked 110,742^nd in the world and 80^th in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,717.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.