The Incorporated States of Dibbleria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dibbler with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 18.434 billion Dibblerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glod. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dibblerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,671 trillion diblerons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 361,893 diblerons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dibbler reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, retired racing weasels are served truffles for breakfast, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Dibbleria's national animal is the weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dibbleria is ranked 1,764^th in the world and 48^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.05 law-abiding acts per hour.