The Unitary Republic of Digikistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Il Dirigente with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.942 billion Diginis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derozpo. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The strong Digikistanian economy, worth 133 trillion Dellings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 68,714 Dellings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Digikistan's national animal is the Shih Tzu and its national religion is The State.

Digikistan is ranked 47,738^th in the world and 58^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,825.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.