The United Kingdom of Doormat to the LORD is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 23.499 billion Congregation have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormat to the Lord City. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Saved economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,989 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Doormat to the LORD in an international press conference, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormat to the LORD's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doormat to the LORD is ranked 29,776^th in the world and 14^th in Scandinavia for Most Developed, scoring 83.03 on the Human Development Index.