The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 43.584 billion Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 761 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 17,472 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, kindhearted Citizens generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, Ioavollr City spends billions upgrading public transport, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 307,707^th in the world and 47^th in Scandinavia for Fattest Citizens, with 0.97 Obesity Rate.