The Federal Republic of Eutania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Gigachad with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.051 billion Eutanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hejstad. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eutanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,527 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 404,094 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown. Eutania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eutania is ranked 412^th in the world and 2^nd in Scandinavia for Most Developed, scoring 99.26 on the Human Development Index.