The Federal Republic of Eutania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Gigachad with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.255 billion Eutanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hejstad. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eutanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,643 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 405,401 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

President Gigachad reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, write-in candidate 'President Gigachad Sucks' is perennially popular, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime is totally unknown. Eutania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eutania is ranked 1,170^th in the world and 8^th in Scandinavia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,304.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.