The Commonwealth of Econiland is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 249 million Econilandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The all-consuming Econilandian economy, worth 25.9 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,953 golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 534,962 per year while the poor average 11,033, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, gun ownership is compulsory, and rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Econiland's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Econiland is ranked 291,815^th in the world and 510^th in Carcassonne for Largest Populations, with 249 million capita.