The Equestrian Idiot of Magrusa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Deelith-Hewei Lukiul with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.779 billion Magrusans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Welfare, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tarjhadat. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Magrusan economy, worth 426 trillion Zivshijahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,959 Zivshijahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, bars are packed at all hours, and one can wake up in Magrusa and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Magrusa's national animal is the Senche-Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magrusa is ranked 58,226^th in the world and 144^th in Carcassonne for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,735.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.