The Kingdom of Elnire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King AFrenchEnderman with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.525 billion Elnireans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astorija. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Elnirean economy, worth 361 trillion OSLS a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 102,512 OSLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the atmosphere in Elnirean boardrooms is turning more gay, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elnire's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elnire is ranked 254,415^th in the world and 1,688^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.