The Commonwealth of Estmand is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Skye Windstock with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.411 billion Estmandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halcyon. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estmandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,767 trillion e-zlats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 265,812 e-zlats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, Grand Marshal Skye Windstock has been nicknamed 'Robomop', people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estmand's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Estmand is ranked 305,292^nd in the world and 64^th in Union of Christian Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 3.27 Obesity Rate.