The Federation of Experina is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.789 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,633 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and outdoor parties in Lamdas City are all the rave. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 215,188^th in the world and 11,547^th in Balder for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,266.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.