The Republic of Fake Communism10 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.11 billion Fake Communism10ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake Communism10ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,770 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
The overhead luggage compartment is often full, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake Communism10's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake Communism10 is ranked 287,725th in the world and 11,183rd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 4.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake Communism10 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Fake Communism10 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism10, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism10, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism10, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism10, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism10, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Fake Communism10 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Fake Communism10, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Fake Communism10 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
