The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.826 billion Flanderlionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth an astonishing 10,843 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 731,353 denarii, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Flanderlion with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 18,619^th in the world and 763^rd in the Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,588.83 milliStalins.