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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th
The Glorious Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.
Dale Flanderlion
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Flanderlion

Population14.826 billion

CapitalFlanderlion Fortress
LeaderDale Flanderlion
FaithDale Flanderlionianism

Currencydenarius
AnimalFlanderlion

The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dale Flanderlion with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.826 billion Flanderlionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flanderlion Fortress. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Flanderlionian economy, worth an astonishing 10,843 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 731,353 denarii, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Flanderlion with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flanderlion's national animal is the Flanderlion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dale Flanderlionianism.

Flanderlion is ranked 18,619th in the world and 763rd in the Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,588.83 milliStalins.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47thLargest Black Market: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 64thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 105thLargest Mining Sector: 113thMost Devout: 116thLargest Insurance Industry: 119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 174thMost Subsidized Industry: 198thLargest Gambling Industry: 233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 242ndLowest Crime Rates: 258thMost Efficient Economies: 294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 296thLargest Governments: 312thMost Avoided: 340thLargest Agricultural Sector: 354thHighest Economic Output: 357thMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 648thHighest Poor Incomes: 657thHighest Average Tax Rates: 943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,110thRudest Citizens: 1,254thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,333rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,553rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,420thMost Conservative: 6,218thMost Stationary: 10,740thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,883rdMost Influential: 11,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,727thLargest Populations: 14,436thMost Authoritarian: 18,619th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 149th in the regionMost Conservative: 261st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 339th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 611th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 643rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Flanderlion with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Flanderlion was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Flanderlion, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Flanderlion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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