The Bourbon Barrels of Four Roses is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.664 billion yakuza are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hall of The Red Rose. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The strong yakuza economy, worth 692 trillion gold shillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,345 gold shillings, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Hall of The Red Rose, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Four Roses's national animal is the Dragon.

Four Roses is ranked 97,670^th in the world and 4,764^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.73 kickbacks per hour.