The Free Land of Gadsenopolis is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Chair of the Executive Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.368 billion Gadsdenopolisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadsden City. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gadsdenopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion gold ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 97,807 gold ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gadsenopolis's national animal is the honeybadger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gadsenopolis is ranked 38,202^nd in the world and 424^th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 65,745.97 Standard Monetary Units.