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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,502ndMost Influential: 1,934th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
O não, já temos... Lucky
Supreme Bonobo
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bonobiana

Population5.035 billion

CapitalBonobinópolis
LeaderSupreme Bonobo
FaithTemple of Free SEX

CurrencyGold Coins
AnimalBonobo

The Empire of Bonobiana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 5.035 billion Bonobistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth 943 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,307 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Bonobo's fingers, Bonobiano watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and the Bonobiano Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 3,828th in the world and 102nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 633.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,502ndMost Influential: 1,934thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,452ndHighest Food Quality: 3,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,828thMost Inclusive: 3,834thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,740thMost Developed: 5,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,109thSmartest Citizens: 6,241stBest Weather: 7,008thLowest Crime Rates: 7,097thLargest Governments: 8,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,904thHighest Average Incomes: 12,307thMost Efficient Economies: 12,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,724thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,743rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,180thHealthiest Citizens: 13,806thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,704thMost Patriotic: 15,184thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,665thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,316thMost Secular: 18,998thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,315thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,421st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 201st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 208th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 280th in the regionMost Patriotic: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 311th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 328th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 329th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 330th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 366th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 407th in the regionMost Secular: 410th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 453rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionRudest Citizens: 521st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the Bonobiano Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Bonobiana endorsed The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
  • : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, Bonobiano watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Bonobo's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Bonobiana was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Saciu, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Altnavia, The Worst army of, Aidenfieeld, Chernaya Zvezda, Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Ebonhand, PenguinPies, Ever Testing, Goldnation, Bawkie, Holy Free, Farengeto, Aurcania, ARIAPOLIS01, Voiders, Sgaana, Dereistic, Dun Frest, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Lynxaion, Great Lothian, Land Without Shrimp, Kazhinskia, New Bulacan, Dimplingpie, Myness, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Ugranda, America Gone Wrong, Blondiesland, Zanforadon, Jehenna, Venezia Pacifica, Doundaly, Sporaltryus, Of the european socialist republics, The Ginger Lands, Bloonation, West Pastafaria, Khnomania, No moking, Bavaristan, North Pernambuco, New-Javarra, and 103 others.Tvania, Banieltopia, Itani, Jammlandia, Sumina, Menesynchro, Farelonia, Dakalian, Curlyhoward, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Atomic Garden, Uvalor, Balisca, New Anterea, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Unielvan Millorvium, Geploastan, Ridehale, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Vuranda, Antarctic Colonies, The Free Falklands, Tanyaland, Yugarritia, Empire of Pekoland, Gonthavnor, Hacrela, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Amerinsca, Astriva, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Amerion, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Explodeingtnt, Skwar, Greater Pardonia, Barbarella, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Purestan, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, Aodhan, Nowa Europa, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Abarri, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sedunn, Poguelands, 7 Trees, Benese, Stelmund, Albend, Eastern Bahia, Gwandalis, Megistos, Marre, North Korea is best, SharttingToepia, Meglomania, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, Corthsri, Rotenaplistan, The Lombard League, and Dante-topia.

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