The Viceroyalty of Great-Imperialonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Viceroy Melas II de Mons Sansiers with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.108 billion Imperialonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frosto. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,568 trillion Royal Dutch Florins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,710 Royal Dutch Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imperialonians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and it's never "just a game" with Imperialonian sports fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great-Imperialonia's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great-Imperialonia is ranked 7,294^th in the world and 29^th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 125.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.