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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,320thMost Primitive: 4,114th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
I'm gonna commit SO many warcrimes
Spooks
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Icravedeath

Population3.708 billion

CapitalKILL ME City
LeaderSpooks
FaithThe Leader

CurrencyDeath Dollars
Animalcow

The Rogue Nation of Icravedeath is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Spooks with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.708 billion Icravedeathians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KILL ME City. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Icravedeathian economy, worth 240 trillion Death Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,865 Death Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, it's best to decline if Spooks offers to buy a round of drinks, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and the government is cracking down on subversive groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Icravedeath's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Leader.

Icravedeath is ranked 71,322nd in the world and 40th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,247.88 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,198thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,320thTop
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Most Primitive: 4,114thMost Avoided: 4,154thFattest Citizens: 4,248thNudest: 4,561stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,932ndMost Conservative: 8,344thMost Authoritarian: 8,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,242ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 18,976thLargest Black Market: 26,306thMost Patriotic: 30,886th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Icravedeath's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Icravedeath was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Icravedeath, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Icravedeath, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Icravedeath, it's best to decline if Spooks offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Icravedeath, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Icravedeath, contracting work is a family-run enterprise.
  • : Icravedeath's influence in Conch Kingdom fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Icravedeath's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Icravedeath was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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