The Holy Democratic Empire of Isep Dikit is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Harryono Simamora with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.908 billion Isepdikits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ledur. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Isep Dikitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Isepgans a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,567 Isepgans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Isepgans, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isep Dikit's national animal is the Pitus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gendul.

Isep Dikit is ranked 1,355^th in the world and 56^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 156.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.