The Garnet and Gold Monarchy of Jaboo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Wins of Jaboo with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.817 billion Jabs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jabooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,955 trillion jaboos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,235 jaboos, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Out Of Left Field for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the media have begun calling the government treasury "King Wins of Jaboo's stash", and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jaboo's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sportz.

Jaboo is ranked 61,802^nd in the world and 2^nd in Out Of Left Field for Most Developed, scoring 73.68 on the Human Development Index.