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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,094thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,648thHighest Crime Rates: 3,273rd
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Jermeny

Population11.62 billion

LeaderKing Kong
FaithBananaism

CurrencyBanana
AnimalMonkey

The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Kong with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.62 billion Jermenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.6%.

The powerhouse Jermenyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,976 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jermeny's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananaism.

Jermeny is ranked 286,641st in the world and 1,248th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 4.01869187248 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,094thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,648thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,273rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,470thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,543rdMost Secular: 5,844thMost Avoided: 6,458thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,938thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,379thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,817thMost Armed: 18,619thHighest Economic Output: 26,877thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27,067th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Populations: 129th in the region

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