Population | 11.62 billion |
Leader | King Kong |
Faith | Bananaism |
Currency | Banana |
Animal | Monkey |
The Taylor Swift Fan of Jermeny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Kong with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.62 billion Jermenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.6%.
The powerhouse Jermenyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,976 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and skateboarding is the only legal way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jermeny's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bananaism.
Jermeny is ranked 286,641st in the world and 1,248th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 4.01869187248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jermeny resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Jermeny was endorsed by The Lovely Land of Le Libertia.
- : Jermeny was endorsed by The La La Land of UPC.
- : Jermeny's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Jermeny was endorsed by The Rapping Sensation of PhDre.
- : Jermeny was endorsed by The 25th AM Republic of Name 0.
- : Jermeny was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Jermeny applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Jermeny relocated from Lazarus to Europeia.
- : Jermeny was refounded in Lazarus.