The Empire of JoffreLand is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 416 million JoffreLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient JoffreLandian economy, worth 16.0 trillion Reichsbonds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,543 Reichsbonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoffreLand's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

JoffreLand is ranked 152,283^rd in the world and 565^th in Concord for Most Developed, scoring 55.38 on the Human Development Index.