The Republic of Kalosia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Karlos Flumo with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 29.714 billion Kalosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monterra. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kalosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 66,161 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, only adults may purchase violent video games, religious education is a new government priority, and the comic book series 'Karlos Flumo and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalosia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no religion as Kalosia is secular.

Kalosia is ranked 250,037^th in the world and 37^th in Rushmore for Fattest Citizens, with 7.41 Obesity Rate.