The Republic of Kispaming is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sapagan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.922 billion Kispamingians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spagmik. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kispamingian economy, worth a remarkable 2,695 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,078 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kispaming's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Kispaming is ranked 3,398^th in the world and 69^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,862.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.