The Republic of Komunist turkiyem is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bülent Ecevit with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.131 billion Komunist turkiyes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devrimkent. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Komunist turkiyemian economy, worth 106 trillion Tls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,205 Tls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of Tls into rehabilitation programs annually, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komunist turkiyem's national animal is the Kurt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No.

Komunist turkiyem is ranked 283,559^th in the world and 1,259^th in Europeia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.56 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.