The Federal Republic of Kralenos is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.26 billion Kralians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attaleia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kralenosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Soldis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 209,116 Soldis, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kralenos's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kralenos is ranked 113,467^th in the world and 6,150^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,508.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.