The Republican Union of Euclesia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Consul with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.634 billion Euclesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soliath. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euclesian economy, worth 585 trillion Euclesios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,985 Euclesios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, woe-is-me olympics is the fastest growing collegiate sport, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euclesia's national animal is the aigle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Doctrine of Clarity.

Euclesia is ranked 281,586^th in the world and 10,782^nd in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.