The Something of Lost con is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Luku with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 750 million Lost conts are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Found con city. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The very strong Lost conten economy, worth 51.1 trillion Geos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,169 Geos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Lost conten citizenship, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Lost conts remember it, and Luku has just been declared ruler of Lost con in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lost con's national animal is the Primal Aspid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lost con is ranked 59,260^th in the world and 22^nd in South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,403.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.