The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.077 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,828 trillion Penances a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 336,654 Penances, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,521,770 per year while the poor average 45,780, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 291,174^th in the world and 143^rd in South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 1.74 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.