The Union Republic of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Junta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.126 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rosewood. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Densanarian economy, worth an astonishing 19,359 trillion Penances a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 419,709 Penances, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,454,848 per year while the poor average 88,396, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

People think "siege mentality" is a positive trait, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor, and aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Densaner's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Free Church of Densaner.

Densaner is ranked 431^st in the world and 1^st in South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 83.65 Obesity Rate.