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Most Valuable International Artwork: 256thLargest Mining Sector: 325thMost Armed: 409th
The Witch of
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Densaner

Population32.756 billion

CapitalPort Roswood
Leaderth Junta
Faithth Fr Church of Dnsanr

CurrencyGold
AnimalCow

The Witch of Densaner is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by th Junta with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, fear of technology, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.756 billion Srfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Healthcare, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Roswood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dnsanrian economy, worth a remarkable 6,514 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,871 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,559 per year while the poor average 25,284, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Densaner's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is th Fr Church of Dnsanr.

Densaner is ranked 207,801st in the world and 123rd in South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -20.84 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 256thLargest Mining Sector: 325thMost Armed: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 425thMost Avoided: 505thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 580thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,030thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,084thHighest Economic Output: 1,087thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,260thFattest Citizens: 1,377thLargest Populations: 1,394thMost Influential: 1,669thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,745thLargest Black Market: 2,027thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,798thLargest Retail Industry: 3,763rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,931stMost Efficient Economies: 3,946thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,375thRudest Citizens: 6,281stHighest Average Incomes: 6,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,923rdMost Stationary: 9,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,355thTop
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Most Devout: 11,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,806thMost Conservative: 14,417thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,089thMost Authoritarian: 19,554th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Densaner lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Densaner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Densaner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Densaner, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.

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