The United Socialist States of Lovodia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Generalissimo with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.019 billion Lovodians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stratocracia. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovodian economy, worth 143 trillion Lovoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,913 Lovoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial subjects have Lovodian culture shoved down their throats, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the internet has been placed under government control, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovodia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lovodia is ranked 98,072^nd in the world and 169^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,447.19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.