The Red Dragon Lovers of Socialismia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Highdragon Goch with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 860 million Socialismians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragon-approved economy, worth 100 trillion fist thingies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,374 fist thingies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Highdragon Goch's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, there is a dearth of space for new houses, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and Highdragon Goch's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime is totally unknown. Socialismia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialismia is ranked 285,211^th in the world and 1,220^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.