The Kingdom of Fiachlain is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 253 million Fiachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fiachish economy, worth 19.2 trillion Peadras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,747 Peadras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Fiachians made a dessert and called it peace, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiachlain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fiachlain is ranked 15,353^rd in the world and 89^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 115.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.