The Kingdom of Mallaynn is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 431 million Mallaynnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ravenna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The very strong Mallaynnian economy, worth 34.6 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,222 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, it's scientifically provable that Mallaynnian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallaynn's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mallaynn is ranked 275,881^st in the world and 187^th in Fifth Empire for Largest Populations, with 431 million capita.