The Republic of Mecha Rolanda is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 237 million Mecha Rolandans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The thriving Mecha Rolandan economy, worth 16.2 trillion Fanta Bottle Caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,151 Fanta Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,015 per year while the poor average 11,415, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Mecha Rolanda's national animal is the Pepsi Elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mecha Rolanda is ranked 105,881^st in the world and 148^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 68,151.73 Standard Monetary Units.