The Federal Republic of Miechainl is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.095 billion Miechainlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Miechainlian economy, worth 510 trillion Miechakls a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,908 Miechakls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Miechainl City to enjoy their national art, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, Miechainl City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miechainl's national animal is the Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miechainl is ranked 15,153^rd in the world and 856^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,034.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.