The Most Serene Peoples Republic of Nakeyy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by All Peoples President Marcu Daleó with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.62 billion Nakeyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cresanden. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakeyyian economy, worth 368 trillion Seves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 140,480 Seves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakeyy's national animal is the Leogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakeyy is ranked 235,244^th in the world and 987^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.