The Socialist Federal Republic of Nazbolshevia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Otto Strasser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 13.778 billion Nazbolshevians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niekischgrad. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nazbolshevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion hakenkreuzzes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,277 hakenkreuzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new classical revitalization of Niekischgrad is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and for 25 hakenkreuzzes tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nazbolshevia's national animal is the nordic eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Nazbolshevia is ranked 276,206^th in the world and 10,336^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -282.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.