The Most Serene Republic of Carignanum is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.772 billion Genoveses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genova. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Genovese economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Genovins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,589 Genovins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carignanum's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Carignanum is ranked 11,446^th in the world and 225^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.