The Republic of New Llane Homan is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by PM Hans Sullivan with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.477 billion New Llane Homanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Llane Homanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,633 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,495 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and crying babies are told to grow up. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. New Llane Homan's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aussie Rules.

New Llane Homan is ranked 309,559^th in the world and 97^th in South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 1 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.