Population | 3.29 billion |
Capital | Lake Chaubunagungamaug |
Leader | Blank Insert Last Name |
Faith | Anarcho Communism |
Currency | Fancy Paper Slips |
Animal | Crackheads |
The Crackhead's Paradise of Newer Zealand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Blank Insert Last Name with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.29 billion Crazy People enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lake Chaubunagungamaug. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth 422 trillion Fancy Paper Slips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,356 Fancy Paper Slips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and one can wake up in Newer Zealand and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newer Zealand's national animal is the Crackheads, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarcho Communism.
Newer Zealand is ranked 5,465th in the world and 98th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,600.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newer Zealand lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Newer Zealand endorsed The Billy Joel Republics of Gloucester Clty.
- : Newer Zealand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Developed.
- : Newer Zealand lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Newer Zealand was endorsed by The Community of Brockfort.
- : Newer Zealand was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : Newer Zealand was endorsed by The Federation of Venusian Soviets.
- : Newer Zealand changed its national capital to "Lake Chaubunagungamaug".
- : Newer Zealand changed its national capital to "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob".
- : Newer Zealand changed its national motto to "i cna spel vrey gud :D".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 57 » Kawany, Marxist Land of Peoples, Rorlenland, Midterra, Henchikurin, Alpinwald, Sincadenas, Aotearoa Zealand, Fizzopolis, Crimson Terra, Martilliopen, Soviet Trailer Park, Caspersland, North Amherst, Themsylvanii, Anmife, Fibish, Giratyphon, The Great Comrades of the Revolution, Gogosia, Sterkspruit, Republic of Braz, Rhadrainou, Zaratov, Germannia, Zaeli, Peace Forrest, United States of the Serbian Republics, Hoshikuni, Hussija, Bretova, Xyrron, Neo-Commune, Geezy For Life, Rhenna, Tourettesia, United Asahi, Larger Green Plants, Communist Union of Rus, The hellish empire of BCC, Belladone, Ragnaria, Infidel State, Sarmanov, East Scoth, Huazhi, Runegeist, Erosodom, Xanidema, Volkersland, and 7 others.Kero Kero Bonito, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Afondawel, Venusian Soviets, Ancron, and Brockfort.