The Nomadic Peoples of North Fakita is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Madam with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.385 billion North Fakitans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aloe. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Fakitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion Drugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,726 Drugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North Fakitan politics is literally a blood sport, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and door to door salespeople have given up because nobody is ever home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Fakita's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Fakita is ranked 294,835^th in the world and 11,277^th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 5.24 Obesity Rate.