The Protectorate of North Pacific Spy Agent 28 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.031 billion North Pacific Spy Agent 28ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The North Pacific Spy Agent 28ian economy, worth 683 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 35,911 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

In a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Pacific Spy Agent 28's national animal is the Tiger.

North Pacific Spy Agent 28 is ranked 113,394^th in the world and 3,744^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.